Excuses, Excuses, Excuses!

Anyone who has ever managed any technical infrastructure will know how important it is to have a ready supply of cryptic and impressive-sounding reasons for why something didn't get done. But sometimes, you are just too busy Facebooking to think them up. So here is an automated, randomized excuse generator, that will give you a beautifully-crafted, technically impenetrable error message, perfect for those times when you need to get your boss off your back for just a few more hours so you can finish watching the rest of the season of the original lost Doctor Who episodes from 1964.

Just hit the button to produce another error message:

I WOULD HAVE HAD IT READY TODAY, BUT I GOT A...